The MAN: "Did God make Mickey Mouse?"
me: "Uhhhh, yeah."
The MAN: "How?"
Me: "I have no idea."
The MAN: "I do."
Me: ....
The MAN: "with a screwdriver."
hurdles
3 hours ago
Why bubbles and ducks? It's a life motto that I have adopted as a result of my toddler's elevator riding preschool mantra. It involves hands locked behind one's back so as not to grab the hair of a classmate and lips in a pinch in order to keep the chatter down. A good idea with a mass of toddlers ... and for going about life in general, I think. Hands to yourselves and mouths closed. Or maybe ... it's just drinking and dodging!
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